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The Attenborough Alternative (The Owl Wood Publications, #3) Ian Hutson

The Attenborough Alternative (The Owl Wood Publications, #3)

Ian Hutson

Published April 2nd 2013
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This story is available in the Season One collection FLIGHT (The Owl Wood) - ASIN B00GC5C0DW.The Attenborough Alternative is third in The Owl Wood Publications series and brings in the delicious sheep characters, and introduces Baldbum, anMoreThis story is available in the Season One collection FLIGHT (The Owl Wood) - ASIN B00GC5C0DW.The Attenborough Alternative is third in The Owl Wood Publications series and brings in the delicious sheep characters, and introduces Baldbum, an unfortunate badger making do with the lungs of a sparrow following a brush with potatoculosis.17,000 words of splendid, blathering nonsense. No sex, no swearing and no violence above the level of a clip around the ear.The BBC descends upon the Owl Wood (a real-life patch of Woodland Trust property in Lincolnshire, England) and begins filming the re-make of Mr Attenboroughs greatest wildlife feature ever - the polar bear birthing scene, the very scene that had earlier been filmed in a German bierkeller or something equally unfortunate. Not a lot goes right for Aunty Beeb but everything falls nicely into place for the animals of Owl Wood who make their own wildlife documentary instead. The star of the show is Boudicca, the self-same sheep who did the screaming on Dark Side of The Moon. Grass is her favourite thing in all the world.As I said - blathering English nonsense. Splendid.